How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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