We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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