I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
