? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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