He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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