apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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