Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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