we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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