Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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