its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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