Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Shame is for Republicans.
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