and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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