Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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