It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Holy shit dude........stairs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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