just come out here and I will go home with you...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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