love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Brb crying the tears of my youth
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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