Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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