You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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