i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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