you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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