hell yes lets make some ravioli
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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