so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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