If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am midnight drunk by noon
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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