Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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