no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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