I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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