Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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