i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
