DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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