that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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