i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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