she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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