I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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