Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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