Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
too bad you live with your parents still
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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