sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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