I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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