Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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