a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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