I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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