did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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