Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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