He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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