I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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