You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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