this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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