Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Your penis caused this!
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