I think im going to throw up on grandma
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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