I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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