do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
