now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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