There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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