Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
