"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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