youre lurking in front of me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
