Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize