she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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