so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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