my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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