Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i believe in u and ur pee
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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