Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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